The Bad Touch

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Parlato:
Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other 
very important differences
Between human beings and animals 
that you should know about

DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
SIb
Me and you do the kind of stuff
LAb
that only Prince would sing about
DOm
So put your hands down my pants
MIb
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
SIb
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
LAb
And you're getting two thumbs up
DOm
You've had enough of two-hand touch
MIb
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
SIb
I want you smothered, want you covered
LAb
Like my Waffle House hash browns
DOm
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
MIb
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
SIb
To make me rise an hour early
LAb
just like Daylight Savings Time
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
SIb
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
LAb
only God knows where we stuck it
DOm
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific,
MIb
I wanna be down in your South Seas
SIb
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
LAb
Means small craft advisory
DOm
So if I capsize in your thighs,
MIb
high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
SIb
Please turn me on,
LAb
I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
DOm
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
MIb
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
SIb
And then we'll do it doggy style
LAb
So we can both watch X-Files
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)
DOm
MIb
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
SIb
LAb
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)...
DOm
MIb
SIb
LAb

Credits

Credits Autore: FRANKS JAMES M Copyright: © UNIVERSAL MUSIC PUBLISHING

🎓

Come Imparare Questa Canzone

🎵 Jazz🎵 Pop

💡 Consigli per Imparare

  • ✅ Questa versione non richiede capotasto - perfetta per suonare in tonalità originale ovunque tu sia.
  • ⚡ Canzone impegnativa (5 accordi con barrè, Maggioranza di accordi complessi). Pratica gli accordi più complessi separatamente per 5-10 minuti prima di suonare l'intera canzone.
  • 🎸 Barrè richiesti: DOm, MIb, LAb e altri 2. Posiziona il pollice a metà del retro del manico per massimizzare la pressione. Se le corde non suonano tutte, prova a ruotare leggermente il dito.
  • ✨ 5 accordi complessi rilevati. Clicca "Semplifica" per sostituirli con versioni più facili mantenendo il suono generale della canzone.
  • 🔧 Se trovi la tonalità troppo difficile, usa i pulsanti [+]/[-] per trasporre su accordi più comodi. Prova -1 o +1 semitono per eliminare alcuni barrè.

🎵 Pattern di Strumming Suggerito

Giù - Giù-Su-Su-Giù-Su (pattern avanzato con sincopato)

⚠️ Errori Comuni da Evitare

  • ❌ DOm: Errore comune - barrè debole. Soluzione: posiziona il dito indice vicino al tasto metallico (non al centro) e usa il peso del braccio, non solo la forza delle dita.
  • ❌ MIb: Errore comune - barrè debole. Soluzione: posiziona il dito indice vicino al tasto metallico (non al centro) e usa il peso del braccio, non solo la forza delle dita.

🎸 Tecniche Correlate da Esplorare

Voicings jazz avanzatiWalking bass con accordiCambio rapido tra accordiMuting percussivo