Welcome to the Internet

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Accordi Welcome to the Internet

REm
Welcome to the internet Have a look around
SOLm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
FA
We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse
LA7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
REm
Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat
SOLm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
FA
There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha
LA7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
REm
Welcome to the internet What would you prefer?
SOLm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
FA
Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage
LA7
We got a million different ways to engage
REm
Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside
SOLm
Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died
FA
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
LA7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter
REm
fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks
SOLm
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
FA
They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more
LA7
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
REm
See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink
SOLm
Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think
FA
Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer
LA7
Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
REm
Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom
SOLm
Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb
FA
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
LA7
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
REm
Could I interest you in everything? All of the time?
SOLm
A little bit of everything All of the time
FA
Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime
LA7
Anything and everything All of the time
REm
Could I interest you in everything? All of the time?
SOLm
A little bit of everything All of the time
FA
Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime
LA7
Anything and everything All of the time...
REm
DO
SIb
LA7
REm
DO
SIb
LA7
You know, it wasn't always like this
REm
DO
Not very long ago
SIb
LA7
Just before your time
REm
DO
SIb
LA7
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
SOLm
This was catalogs
REm
Travel blogs
LA7
REm
A chat room or two
SOLm
REm
We set our sights and spent our nights
LA7
DO7
Waiting
FA
REm7
SOLm
DO7
For you, you, insatiable you
FA
REm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
SOLm
DO7
You were barely two
REm
REm/DO#
And it did all the things
FA/DO
SIb
We designed it to do Now look at you, oh

Credits

Credits Autore: BURNHAM BO Copyright: © KOBALT MUSIC PUBLISHING

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Come Imparare Questa Canzone

🎵 Pop🎵 Rock

💡 Consigli per Imparare

  • ✅ Questa versione non richiede capotasto - perfetta per suonare in tonalità originale ovunque tu sia.
  • 📈 Livello intermedio - ottima per migliorare! Inizia con tempo lento usando un metronomo (60 BPM), poi aumenta gradualmente.
  • 🎸 Barrè richiesti: FA, FA/DO, SOLm e altri 2. Posiziona il pollice a metà del retro del manico per massimizzare la pressione. Se le corde non suonano tutte, prova a ruotare leggermente il dito.
  • 🎵 Questa canzone usa slash chords (es. DO/SOL). Assicurati di suonare la nota al basso indicata dopo la "/" con il pollice o plettro.
  • ✨ 5 accordi complessi rilevati. Clicca "Semplifica" per sostituirli con versioni più facili mantenendo il suono generale della canzone.
  • 🔧 Se trovi la tonalità troppo difficile, usa i pulsanti [+]/[-] per trasporre su accordi più comodi. Prova -1 o +1 semitono per eliminare alcuni barrè.

🎵 Pattern di Strumming Suggerito

Giù-Su-Giù-Su-Giù-Su-Giù-Su (rock continuo)

Alternativa: Palm muting sulla corda bassa

⚠️ Errori Comuni da Evitare

  • ❌ FA: Errore comune - barrè debole. Soluzione: posiziona il dito indice vicino al tasto metallico (non al centro) e usa il peso del braccio, non solo la forza delle dita.
  • ❌ FA/DO: Errore comune - barrè debole. Soluzione: posiziona il dito indice vicino al tasto metallico (non al centro) e usa il peso del braccio, non solo la forza delle dita.
  • 🎼 Accordi di settima: La nota "7" è sempre un tono sotto la tonica (es. in LA7, la settima è SOL). Non confondere con le major seventh!
  • ✋ Stretch: Non forzare le dita dolorosamente. Se uno stretch ti risulta impossibile, significa che serve più riscaldamento o che puoi usare una diteggiatura alternativa.