Welcome to the Internet

Accordi Welcome to the Internet

REm
Welcome to the internet

Have a look around
SOLm 
Anything that brain of yours 
        
can think of can be found
          
FA
We've got mountains of content

Some better, some worse
   
LA7
If none of it's of interest to you, 

you'd be the first
REm
Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat
          
SOLm
Would you like to see the news 

or any famous women's feet?
        
FA
There's no need to panic

This isn't a test, haha
LA7
 Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
REm
Welcome to the internet

What would you prefer?
          
SOLm
Would you like to fight for civil rights 

or tweet a racial slur?
   
FA
Be happy

Be horny

Be bursting with rage
LA7
 We got a million different ways to engage
REm
Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside
         
SOLm
Here's a tip for straining pasta

Here's a nine-year-old who died
       
FA
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
      
LA7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings

Of all the different characters in Harry Potter 
             
REm
fucking each other

Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
         
SOLm
'Cause a random guy just kindly 

sent you photos of his cock
         
FA
They are grainy and off-putting

He just sent you more
LA7
 Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
REm
See a man beheaded

Get offended, see a shrink
        
SOLm
Show us pictures of your children

Tell us every thought you think
        
FA
Start a rumor, buy a broom

Or send a death threat to a boomer
    
LA7
Or DM a girl and groom her

Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
REm       
Here's a healthy breakfast option

You should kill your mom
           
SOLm
Here's why women never fuck you

Here's how you can build a bomb
      
FA
Which Power Ranger are you?

Take this quirky quiz
 
LA7                     
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

        
REm
Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time?
  
SOLm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
FA
Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime
LA7
Anything and everything

All of the time
        
REm
Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time?
  
SOLm
A little bit of everything

All of the time
FA
Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime
LA7
Anything and everything

All of the time...

REm   
DO   
SIb   
LA7

REm       
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SIb   
LA7
 You know, it wasn't always like this
REm      
DO
Not very long ago
SIb               
LA7
Just before your time
REm              
DO           
SIb     
LA7
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
         
SOLm
This was catalogs
REm
Travel blogs
LA7             
REm
 A chat room or two
   
SOLm               
REm
We set our sights and spent our nights
LA7      
DO7
Waiting
    
FA   
REm7   
SOLm      
DO7
For you, you, insatiable you
      
FA              
REm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
SOLm            
DO7
You were barely two
       
REm         
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And it did all the things
     
FA/DO        
SIb
We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh