Drunk on a Plane

Accordi Drunk on a Plane

Intro:
LA

LA                         
RE
 I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
LA                      
RE
 A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
FA#m7                    
MI                   
RE
 I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
MI                        
LA
 I'm getting drunk on a plane
                       
RE
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
LA
 'Cause I taped your picture 
       
RE
to the seatback right beside me
FA#m7                    
MI
 Now I've got empty mini bottles 
                   
RE
fillin' both our trays
   
MI
Hmm, I'm getting drunk on a plane

LA
Buyin' drinks for everybody
REadd9
But the pilot, it's a party
FA#m7        
REadd9
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
LA
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
REadd9
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
FA#m7           
Told her about my condition
REadd9                         
MI    
LA
Got a little mile-high flight attention
             
FA#m7          
REadd9
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
           
MI                   
LA
I'm up so high, may never come down
              
FA#m7                 
REadd9
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
                
MI                         
LA    
RE
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

LA    
RE

LA                              
RE
 We had this date marked on the calendar forever 
LA                           
RE
 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
FA#m7                         
MI
 I feel like a plastic groom alone there 
                   
RE
at the top of the cake
      
MI       
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

LA
Buyin' drinks for everybody
REadd9
But the pilot, it's a party
FA#m7        
REadd9
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
LA
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
REadd9
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
FA#m7           
Told her about my condition
REadd9                         
MI    
LA
Got a little mile-high flight attention
             
FA#m7          
REadd9
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
           
MI                   
LA
I'm up so high, may never come down
              
FA#m7                 
REadd9
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
                
MI                         
FA#m
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

RE      
LA      
MI

FA#m      
RE      
LA      
MI

LA                             
REadd9
 On my way home I'll bump this seat 

right up to first class
LA
 So I can drink that cheap champagne 

out of a real glass
FA#m7                           
MI
 And when we land I'll call her up 
                     
RE
and tell her kiss my ass
          
MI
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

LA
Buyin' drinks for everybody
REadd9
But the pilot, it's a party
FA#m7        
REadd9          
MI
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
LA
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
REadd9
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
FA#m7           
Told her about my condition
REadd9                         
MI    
LA
Got a little mile-high flight attention
             
FA#m7          
REadd9
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
           
MI                   
LA
I'm up so high, may never come down
              
FA#m7                 
REadd9
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
                
MI                         
LA   
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
RE                        
LA
 I'm getting drunk on a plane
RE                  
LA
 I might be passed out
RE                 
LA
 In the baggage claim, hmm
          
RE
But right now
                 
LA
I'm drunk on a plane