The Big Bang Theory

Accordi The Big Bang Theory

    
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense  state,
     
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago 
  
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expansion started Wait…
    
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The Earth began to cool,
        
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The autotrophs began to drool,
             
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Neanderthals developed tools,
           
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We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
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Math, science, history, unraveling the    mysteries
     
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That all started with the big bang!

           
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”Since the dawn of man” is really not that long,
         
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As every galaxy was formed in less time 
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than it takes to sing this song
  
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A fraction of a second and the elements were made

    
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The bipeds stood up straight,
        
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The dinosaurs all met their fate,
              
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They tried to leap but they were late
             
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And they all died (they froze their asses off)
    
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The oceans and pangea
        
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See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
       
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Set in motion by the same big bang!
   
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It all started with the big BANG!
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It’s expanding ever outward but one day
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It will cause the stars to go the other way,
           
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Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here
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it wont be hurt
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 Our best and brightest figure 
     
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that it’ll make an even bigger bang!

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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
  
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Debating out while here they’re catching deer 
                
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(we’re catching viruses)
  
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Religion or astronomy, Descartes, Deuteronomy
   
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It all started with the big bang!
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Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
   
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It all started with the big bang!
   
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It all started with the big BANG!