Teddy Picker

Accordi Teddy Picker

Intro:
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LAm
They've sped up to the point where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke
   
Plenty desperation to be seen
                          
Staring at the television screen
    
They've sped up to the point where they provoke
            
You to tell the fucking punchline 
                 
before you have told the joke
     
Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
                           
It wasn't in the Top 100 list
             
FA
And it's the thousandth time 
            
MIm         
LAm
that's it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over
FA            
MIm                       
MIb
 They told ya, but you were dying for it
   
    
LAm
She saw it, and she grabbed it, 

and it wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it, 

whatever that means

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and the magazine
    
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?

Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
                
That says that we are defenders

Of any poseur or professional pretender around

              
FA               
MIm
When did your list replace the twist and turn
       
LAm
Like a fist replaced the kiss?
           
FA      
Don't concern us with your bollocks, 
MIm               
MIm7/9       
I don't want your prayer
                        
LAm
Save it for the morning after

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MI5  
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FA
And it's the thousandth time 
            
MIm        
LAm
that's it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over
FA           
MIm                       
LAm
 They told ya, but you were dying for it
FA 
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
MIm 
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
LAm       
Already thick and you're getting thicker
FA
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
MIm
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
LAm                                      
MIb
Already thick and you're getting thicker

   
LAm
Presuming that all things are equal
                                  
MIm
Who'd want to be men of the people
                             
LAm
When there's people like you?