Hey Ladies

Accordi Hey Ladies

Intro:
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Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya

There never was a city kid truer and bluer

There's more to me than you'll ever know

And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh

Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery

I date women on T.V. 

with the help of Chuck Woolery

Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon

And I'm always out looking for a female companion

I threw the lasso around the tallest 

one and dragged her to the crib

I took off her moccasins and put on my bib

Wheelin' and dealin' 

I make a little bit of stealing

I'll bring her back to the place 

and your dress I'm peeling

Your body's on time and your mind is appealing

Staring at the cracks up there up on the ceiling

Such and such'll be the bass that I'm throwing

I'm talking to the girl telling her 

I'm all-knowing

She's talking to the kid (who?) 

to the kid, to the kid

I'm telling her every lie 

that you know that I never did

Hey ladies, get funky

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 All the ladies in the house

The ladies, the ladies
               
Well, me in the corner 

with a good looking daughter

I dropped my drawers, 

said welcome back Kotter

We was cutting up the rug, 

she started cutting up the carpet

In my apartment, I begged her, please stop it
    
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The gift of gab is the gift that I have

And that girl ain't nothing but a crab

Educated no, stupid yep

And when I say stupid, I mean stupid fresh

I'm not James at fifteen or Chachi in charge

I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large

With the white sassoons and the looks that kill

Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville

I met a little cutie 

she was all hopped up on zootie

I liked the little cutie 

but I kicked her in the bootie

'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around

You be listening to my records' a number one sound

Just step to the rhythm, step, step to the ride

I've got an open mind 

so why don't you all get inside?

Tune in, turn on to my tune that's live

Ladies flock like bees to a hive
   
Hey ladies, get funky