Stan

Accordi Stan

SOL#m          
MI7+    
 My tea's gone cold I'm wondering 
FA#       
SI7+   
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
why I got out of bed at  all
            
MI7+              
FA#
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
and I can't see at  all
         
MI7+            
FA#
And even if I could it'd all be gray, 
         
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
but your picture on my   wall
     
MI7+                
FAm7/5-          
MI7+
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

SOL#m          
MI7+    
 My tea's gone cold I'm wondering 
FA#       
SI7+   
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
why I got out of bed at  all
            
MI7+              
FA#
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
and I can't see at  all
         
MI7+            
FA#
And even if I could it'd all be gray, 
         
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
but your picture on my   wall
     
MI7+                
FAm7/5-          
MI7+
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

SOL#m                   
MI7+
 Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
FA#  
I left my cell, my pager, 
    
SI7+             
RE#m/LA#
and my home phone at the bottom
SOL#m                      
MI7+
I sent two letters back in autumn, 
         
you must not've got 'em
FA#
There probably was a problem 
       
SI7+           
RE#m/LA#
at the post office or something
SOL#m                          
MI7+
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy 

when I jot 'em
FA#                               
SI7+
But anyways  fuck it, what's been up? 
                
RE#m/LA#
Man, how's your daughter?
SOL#m
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, 
            
MI7+
I'm bout to be a father
            
FAm7/5-                         
MI7+
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
                     
SOL#m       
I'mma name her Bonnie
                        
MI7+
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
FA#                              
SI7+
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch 
           
RE#m/LA#
who didn't want him
SOL#m                                
MI7+
 I know you probably hear this every day, 
                       
FA#
but I'm your biggest fan
                    
SI7+                 
RE#m/LA#
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
SOL#m                       
MI7+
  I got a room full of your posters 
                    
FA#
and your pictures, man
                             
SI7+
I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, 
RE#m/LA#          
SOL#m
that shit was phat
                    
MI7+                                  
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
FAm7/5-                    
MI7+
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
         
SOL#m
This is Stan

              
MI7+    
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering 
FA#       
SI7+   
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
why I got out of bed at  all
            
MI7+              
FA#
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
and I can't see at  all
         
MI7+            
FA#
And even if I could it'd all be gray, 
         
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
but your picture on my   wall
     
MI7+                
FAm7/5-          
MI7+
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

     
SOL#m                           
MI7+
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, 
 
I hope you have a chance
FA#                             
SI7+
 I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up 
          
RE#m/LA#  
SOL#m
you don't answer fans
                         
MI7+ 
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
           
FA#
You didn't have to, 
                   
SI7+                  
RE#m/LA#
but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew
SOL#m                                   
MI7+
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
                 
FA#
We waited in the blistering cold for you
    
SI7+               
RE#m/LA#
For four hours and you just said, "No"
SOL#m
 That's pretty shitty man  
MI7+
you're like his fucking idol
FAm7/5-
 He wants to be just like you man, 
MI 
he likes you more than I do
SOL#m         
 I ain't that mad though, 
             
MI7+
I just don't like being lied to
FA#                          
SI7+
 Remember when we met in Denver  
            
RE#m/LA#
you said if I'd write you
          
SOL#m                          
MI7+
You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
             
FA#
I never knew my father neither
           
SI7+            
RE#m/LA#        
SOL#m
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
                     
MI7+
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
        
FA#
So when I have a shitty day, 
        
SI7+             
RE#m/LA#
I drift away and put 'em on
         
SOL#m                 
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that 
     
MI7+
shit helps when I'm depressed
FAm7/5-                     
MI7+     
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
SOL#m                          
MI7+
Sometimes I even cut myself to see 

how much it bleeds
           
FA#   
It's like adrenaline, 
                     
SI7+          
RE#m/LA#
the pain is such a sudden rush for me
        
SOL#m
See everything you say is real, 
      
MI7+
and I respect you 'cause you tell it
FA#                                
SI7+        
RE#m/LA#
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
SOL#m
But she don't know you 
                
MI7+
like I know you Slim, no one does
FA#              
She don't know what it was 
                
SI7+            
RE#m/LA#
like for people like us growing up
          
SOL#m
You gotta call me man, 
                    
MI
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
          
FAm7/4-
Sincerely yours, Stan
     
MI                         
SOL#m
P.S. we should be together, too

              
MI7+    
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering 
FA#       
SI7+   
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
why I got out of bed at  all
            
MI7+              
FA#
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
and I can't see at  all
         
MI7+            
FA#
And even if I could it'd all be gray, 
         
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
but your picture on my   wall
     
MI7+                
FAm7/5-          
MI7+
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

SOL#m                        
MI
 Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
FA#                           
SI             
RE#m/LA#
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
          
SOL#m
It's been six months and still no word 
      
MI
I don't deserve it?
               
FA#
I know you got my last two letters
             
SI              
RE#m/LA#
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
SOL#m                              
MI
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, 

I hope you hear it
FA#              
 I'm in the car right now, 
          
SI        
RE#m/LA#
I'm doing 90 on the freeway
SOL#m                        
MI
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, 
                 
FAm7/5-
you dare me to drive?
                     
MI                               
You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
 
SOL#m                        
MI7+
About that guy who could've saved 

that other guy from drowning
FA#                           
SI7+
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, 
               
RE#m/LA#
then at a show he found him?
SOL#m 
That's kinda how this is, 
         
MI7+
you could've rescued me from drowning
    
FA#
Now it's too late 
             
SI7+             
RE#m/LA#
I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
SOL#m                     
MI7+
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
FA#      
I hope you know I ripped all 
        
SI7+             
RE#m/LA#
of your pictures off the wall
SOL#m                           
MI7+
 I loved you, Slim, we could've been together, 
            
FAm7/5-
think about it

You ruined it now, 
       
MI7+                           
SOL#m
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
                              
MI7+
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep 
                     
FA#
and you scream about it
                       
SI7+
I hope your conscience eats at you 
              
RE#m/LA#        
SOL#m
and you can't breathe without me
           
MI7+
See, Slim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
FA#                             
SI7+             
RE#m/LA#
Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
             
SOL#m
But I didn't slit her throat, 
       
MI7+
I just tied her up See, I ain't like you
FA#                                    
SI7+
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, 
           
RE#m/LA#     
SOL#m  
and then she'll die, too
              
MI7+
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
FAm7/5-
 Oh shit, I forgot, 
       
MI                          
how am I supposed to send this shit out?

SOL#m   
MI7+   
FAm7/5-   
MI7+

SOL#m   
MI7+   
FAm7/5-   
MI7+

SOL#m           
MI7+    
  My tea's gone cold I'm wondering 
FA#       
SI7+   
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
why I got out of bed at  all
            
MI7+              
FA#
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
and I can't see at  all
         
MI7+            
FA#
And even if I could it'd all be gray, 
         
SI7+    
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
but your picture on my   wall
     
MI7+                
FAm7/5-          
MI7+
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

     
SOL#m                      
MI7+
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner 

but I've just been busy
FA#                                   
SI7+
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, 
         
RE#m/LA#
how far along is she?
SOL#m                                 
MI7+
 Look, I'm really flattered you would call 

your daughter that
              
FA#
And here's an autograph for your brother
SI7+               
RE#m/LA#
 I wrote it on the Starter cap
SOL#m                
MI7+
 I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, 
                 
FA#
I must've missed you
                            
SI7+
Don't think I did that shit intentionally 
RE#m/LA#      
SOL#m
just to diss you
                               
MI7+
But what's this shit you said about you 
                         
FAm7/5-
like to cut your wrists, too?
                                  
MI
I say that shit's just clowning , dawg
                        
SOL#m
C'mon! How fucked up is you?

You got some issues, Stan, 
MI7+    
I think you need some counseling
FA#                                   
SI7+
 To help your ass from bouncing off the walls 
             
RE#m/LA#  
SOL#m
when you get down some
                              
MI7+
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
FA#                              
SI7+
That type of shit'll make me not want us 
             
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
to meet each other
                            
MI7+
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
FA#                                 
SI7+
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
RE#m/LA#          
SOL#m
I hope you get to read this letter, 
               
MI7+
I just hope it reaches you in time
           
FAm7/5-
Before you hurt yourself, 
                       
MI
I think that you'll be doing just fine
         
SOL#m
If you relax a little, 
           
MI7+
I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
FA#                             
SI7+
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, 
               
RE#m/LA# 
SOL#m
that I do want you as a fan
                         
MI7+
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
            
FA#                           
SI7+
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago 
RE#m/LA#         
SOL#m
that made me sick
                                
MI7+
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
            
FA#
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, 
        
SI7+                  
RE#m/LA#
and she was pregnant with his kid
           
SOL#m
And in the car they found a tape, 
           
MI7+
but they didn't say who it was to
               
FAm7/5-             
MI
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
SOL#m
 Damn!