Cosmik Debris

Accordi Cosmik Debris

Intro:
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SIbadd9     
DO7/9+
The mystery man came over

And he said I'm outta sight
   
SIbadd9        
DO7/9+                  
He said for a nominal service charge

I could reach nirvana tonight
         
SIbadd9        
DO7/9+
If I was ready, willing and able

To pay him his regular fee
         
SIbadd9           
DO7/9+
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

And devote his attention to me

           
DOm7 
REm7 
MIb6 
REm7
But I said look here bro--ther
                                  
DO7
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
DOm7 
REm7 
MIb6 
REm7 
SOL7/4
Look here brother, 
                         
DO5
don't waste your time on me

SIbadd9          
DO7/9+
 The mystery man got nervous 

and he fidget around a bit
   
SIbadd9               
DO7/9+
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe

And he whipped out a shaving kit
      
SIbadd9        
DO7/9+
Now I thought it was a razor

And a can of foaming goo
       
SIbadd9
But he told me right then 
DO7/9+
when the top popped open

There was nothin' his box won't do
         
SIbadd9  
DO7/9+
With the oil of aphrodite, 

and the dust of the grand wazoo
            
SIbadd9           
DO7/9+
He said you might not believe this, little fella

But it'll cure your asthma too

           
DOm7 
REm7 
MIb6 
REm7
But I said look here bro--ther
                                  
DO7
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
                               
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
DOm7 
REm7 
MIb6 
REm7  
SOL7/4
Look here brother, 
                         
DO5
don't waste your time on me
                  
SIb5
(Don't waste your time)

DO7/9+           
FA7    
DO7/9+    
SOL7  
FA7  
DO9  

SIbadd9   
DO7/9+
 I've got troubles of my own, I said

And you can't help me out
   
SIbadd9      
DO7/9+
So, take your meditations and your preparations

And ram it up your snout
                                
But I got the crystal ball, he said
DO9
 And held it to the light
     
So I snatched it, all away from him

And I showed him how to do it right

DO7                     
FA7              
 I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
     
DO7               
FA7
So I looked like I was deep
DO7                
FA7
 I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
  
DO7                      
FA7
I told him he was going to sleep
  
DO7                  
FA7
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
    
DO7               
FA7
And everything else I found
DO7                
FA7
 I had that sucker hypnotized
            
DO7         
FA7
He couldn't even make a sound
     
DO7                    
FA7
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
   
DO7                     
FA7
As long as he was hanging around

           
MIb5
I said the price of meat has just gone up
  
And your old lady has just gone down

DOm7 
REm7 
MIb6 
REm7
look here bro--ther
                                  
DO7
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

Now is that a real poncho 

or is that a Sears poncho?

Don't you know, 
SOL7
 you could make more money as a butcher?
FA7                           
DO5
 So, don't waste your time on me
      
MIb5    
FA5     
FA#5       
SOL5 
REb5 
DO7
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on   me 

(om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)