Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)

Accordi Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)

Intro:
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Master of the allen wrench
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Riding a mighty lawnmower for revenge
       
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In the realm of the screws he's the king
    
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And Lord of the Towel Rings
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Edison of the lightbulb
   
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Leonardo of the shower tray
      
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Renzo Piano of the gas pipes
      
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David Hasselhoff of the glue
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Einstein of the screwdriver
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Plato of the kick plates
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Hemingway of the instructions
    
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Translated into Dutch

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Bri--co--lage! With the power of Black & Decker
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Bri--co--lage! And the magic of Leroy Merlin
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Bri--co--lage! Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
       
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In the name of the almighty Bosch!

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Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
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Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
   
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Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
 
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Ineffable copier of the seven keys
           
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You're the Spongebob of promotions on the glue!

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Warlock of the doorknob of steel
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Wizard of the doorlock of hell
   
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Baywatcher of the batteries' polarity
   
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Hobgoblin of the customer satisfaction
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Heart of utensil
        
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On your ear there's a pencil
       
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No one can outcompete your trueness
       
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In the retail sellers branch
         
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You also sell mosquito nets
       
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In the tropical regions
    
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But not DDT anymore
         
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For international restrictions

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Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
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Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
   
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Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
 
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Ineffable copier of the seven keys
           
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You're the Spongebob of promotions on the glue!

    
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The hammer of Thor
    
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The scalpel of Thor
    
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The screwdriver of Thor
           
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The lifepreserver of Thor
    
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The cousin of Thor
         
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The grandfather of Thor
    
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The boyfriend of David Hasseloff

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Bri--co--lage! With the power of Black & Decker
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Bri--co--lage! And the magic of Leroy Merlin
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Bri--co--lage! Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
       
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In the name of the almighty Bosch!

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Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
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Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
   
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Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
 
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Ineffable copier of the seven keys
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Hail to the affordable Ironmonger