Stagger Lee

Accordi Stagger Lee

Intro:
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It was back in '32 when times were hard

He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
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Stagger Lee
        
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He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat

Had a '28 Ford, he had payments on that
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His woman threw him out in the ice and snow

And she told him, "Never ever come back no more"
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So he walked through the rain 

and he walked through the mud

'Til he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
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He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am"

The barkeeper said, 
                               
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"No, and I don't give a good goddamn"

To Stagger Lee
          
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He said, "Well bartender, it's a plain to see

I'm the bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
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Mr. Stagger Lee
         
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Well the barkeep said, 

"Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
                                        
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And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"

Mr Stagger Lee
     
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Well those were the last words 

that the barkeep said

'Cause Stag put four holes 
                         
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in his motherfucking head
     
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Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
                                           
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Known to make more money than any bitch in town
    
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She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
                      
Over to Stagger Lee, she's starting to flirt
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 Oh, with Stagger Lee
    
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She saw the barkeep, said, 

"Oh God, he can't be dead!"

Stag said, "Well, just count the holes 
       
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in the motherfucker's head"
               
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She said, "You ain't look like you 

scored in quite a time
 
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
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   Mr. Stagger Lee
             
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"But there's something 

I have to say before you begin

You have to be gone 
                    
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before my man Billy Dilly comes in

Mr. Stagger Lee"
      
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"I'll stay here 'til Billy Dilly comes in, 

'til time comes to pass

And furthermore I'll fuck Billy 
       
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in his motherfucking ass"

Said Stagger Lee
       
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"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know

And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies 
                    
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just to get one fat boy's asshole"

Said Stagger Lee
          
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Just then Billy Dilly rolls in, 

he says, "You must be

The mad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
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   I'm Stagger Lee
           
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"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better 

get down on your knees

Then suck my dick, 
                     
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because If you don't you're gonna be dead"

Said Stagger Lee
     
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Well Billy Dilly dropped down 
                          
and slobbered on his head
                                
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And Stag filled him full of lead

...Oh yeah
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