Houdini

Accordi Houdini

Parlato:
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own

LAm               
REm
 Guess who's back, back again?
MI7/9+       
LAm
 Shady's back, tell a friend
                                  
REm
Guess who's back, guess who's back
                                  
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Guess who's back, guess who's back
                                  
LAm
Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back
LAm        
REm    
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 Da-da-da...

      
LAm
Well, look what the stork brung
                    
REm
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
                       
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And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
                        
LAm
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from

Still a white jerk
                                  
REm
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher 

with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
MI7/9+                            
LAm
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work

And I don't gotta play pretend, 
      
it's you I make believe
REm
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
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If I was to ever take a leave, 
LAm  
It would be aspirin to break a feve
                               
REm     
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion 

if she would collab with me
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Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
  
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like

 
LAm       
REm 
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) 
MI7/9+                         
LAm
 I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
           
REm                           
MI7/9+
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) 
                             
LAm
Just like that and I'm back, bruh

    
LAm
Now back in the days of old me
                        
REm
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
           
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LAm
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, 

case of O.E

​Turned me into smiley face emoji
            
REm
My shit may not be age appropri—
          
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Ate but I will hit an eight year old 
                   
LAm
in the face with a participation trophy

'Cause I have zero doubts
          
REm
That this whole world's 'bout to turn 
          
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into some girl scouts
                
LAm
That censorship bureau's out
                                
To shut me down so when I started this verse
                 
REm
It did start off light-hearted at first
                  
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But it feels like I'm targeted

Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, 
          
LAm
look what I pocketed
                       
REm
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light 
                 
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joggin' and I've been running at full speed
               
LAm
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, 

and I'm the fight y'all get in
                        
REm
When you debate who the best 

but ops I'm white-chalkin' when
  
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I step up to that mic, cock it then

"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"

 
LAm       
REm 
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) 
MI7/9+                         
LAm
 I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
           
REm                           
MI7/9+
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) 
                             
LAm
Just like that and I'm back, bruh

LAm                          
REm
 Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
          
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LAm
(If what?) If he could see the way shit is today

(Look at this shit, man) 
                            
REm
He'd probably say that everything is gay
             
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(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?

             
LAm
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
REm
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
    
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And that's why these words sting, 
          
LAm
just like you were being attacked by bees

In the coupe leaning back my seat
           
REm 
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
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 In my Air Max 90's
      
LAm
White T's walkin' parental advisory
                 
My transgender cat's Siamese
 
REm
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
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Like a motherfuckin' hacky 
                 
LAm
sack I treat the whole world, 

'cause I got it at my feet

How can I explain to you?
            
REm
That even myself, I'm a danger too
                
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I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
       
And say a few things or two to anger you

But fuck that, 
     
LAm
if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
REm                                  
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Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit

Snake-ass prick, 
    
LAm
you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch
          
And I'll probably get shit for that
            
REm             
(Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact
     
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LAm
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, 
                                    
fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)
 
They can screw-off, them and you all
REm                          
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 You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, 
                     
LAm
what you thought you saw ain't what you saw
                
'Cause you're never gon' see me

Caught sleepin' 
                 
REm
and see the kidnappin' never did happen
              
MI7/9+
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, 

I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like

 
LAm       
REm 
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) 
MI7/9+                         
LAm
 I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
           
REm                           
MI7/9+
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) 
                             
LAm
Just like that and I'm back, bruh