The Real Slim Shady

Eminem
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Accordi The Real Slim Shady

Intro:

DOm
   
FAm
   
DOm/MIb
   

                
SOL7/RE
           
DOm

May I have your attention, please?
      
FAm
                  
DOm/MIb
   
SOL7/RE

May I have your attention, please?
              
DOm
               
FAm
       
DOm/MIb

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    
SOL7/RE
        
DOm
             
FAm
          
DOm/MIb

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
                   
SOL7/RE

We're gonna have a problem here

          
DOm
                         
FAm

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
     
DOm/MIb
                        
SOL7/RE

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy 
                      
DOm

just burst in the door
                             
FAm

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
                
DOm/MIb

They first were divorced, 
                  
SOL7/RE

throwin' her over furniture (ah)
           
DOm

It's the return of the "ah, wait, 

FAm
                    
DOm/MIb
       
no way, you're kidding
                          
SOL7/RE

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

DOm
               
FAm
           
DOm/MIb

 And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
                
SOL7/RE
                        
DOm

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
                    
FAm

Feminist women love Eminem
                 
DOm/MIb
                 
SOL7/RE

"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
             
DOm

Look at him, walkin' around, 
         
FAm

grabbin' his you-know-what
             
DOm/MIb

Flippin' the you-know-who"
                
SOL7/RE

"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
        
DOm
                      
FAm

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws

up in my head loose
    
DOm/MIb
                     
SOL7/RE

But no worse than what's goin' on 

in your parents' bedrooms

DOm
                       
FAm

 Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

DOm/MIb
                          
SOL7/RE

But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green 

to hump a dead moose
    
DOm
                     
FAm

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    
DOm/MIb

And if I'm lucky, 
               
SOL7/RE

you might just give it a little kiss
    
DOm
                          
FAm

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
      
DOm/MIb

And expect them not to know 
         
SOL7/RE

what a woman's clitoris is
     
DOm
                               
FAm

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
                     
DOm/MIb

By the time they hit fourth grade
                  
SOL7/RE
                            
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

DOm
                     
FAm
  
 We ain't nothin' but mammals, 
                  
DOm/MIb

well, some of us, cannibals
                 
SOL7/RE

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

DOm
                      
FAm

 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
     
DOm/MIb
 
Then there's no reason that a man 
    
SOL7/RE
           
and another man can't elope

DOm
                     
FAm

 But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

DOm/MIb

Women, wave your pantyhose, 

SOL7/RE

sing the chorus, and it goes


DOm
                    
FAm

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?
       
DOm
                   
FAm

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?

     
DOm

Will Smith don't gotta cuss 
         
FAm

in his raps to sell records
      
DOm/MIb
       
SOL7/RE

Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    
DOm
                         
FAm

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
            
DOm/MIb
   
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, 

SOL7/RE

let alone stand me
     
DOm
                             
FAm

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
   
DOm/MIb
                      
SOL7/RE

Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
          
DOm
                  
FAm

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
      
DOm/MIb
                   
SOL7/RE

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
         
DOm
                     
FAm

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
             
DOm/MIb
                 
SOL7/RE

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
       
DOm
                      
FAm

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
            
DOm/MIb

"Yeah, he's cute, 
                            
SOL7/RE

but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
         
DOm
                   
FAm

I should download her audio on MP3
             
DOm/MIb
                     
SOL7/RE

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)

DOm
                             
FAm

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
               
DOm/MIb

All you do is annoy me, 
               
SOL7/RE

so I have been sent here to destroy you

DOm
                          
FAm

 And there's a million of us just like me
         
DOm/MIb
                        
SOL7/RE

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
          
DOm
                     
FAm

Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
         
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

And just might be the next best thing, 

but not quite me


DOm
                    
FAm

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?
       
DOm
                   
FAm

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?

           
DOm

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 
 
FAm

'cause I'm only givin' you
  
DOm/MIb
                       
SOL7/RE

Things you joke about with your friends 
      
inside your livin' room
    
DOm
                          
FAm

The only difference is I got the balls 
                        
DOm/MIb

to say it in front of y'all
                     
SOL7/RE
                  
DOm

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
                  
FAm

I just get on the mic and spit it
            
DOm/MIb
               
SOL7/RE

And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
            
DOm
                           
FAm

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
                  
DOm/MIb

Then you wonder, "how can
                  
SOL7/RE

Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
     
DOm
                           
FAm

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, 

when I'm thirty

DOm/MIb
                        
SOL7/RE

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

DOm
 
Pinching nurse's asses 
         
FAm

when I'm jacking off with Jergens
        
DOm/MIb

And I'm jerking, 
                      
SOL7/RE

but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    
DOm
                      
FAm

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
         
DOm/MIb

He could be working at Burger King, 

SOL7/RE

spittin' on your onion rings

DOm
                     
FAm

 Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, 
         
DOm/MIb

"I don't give a fuck"
                 
SOL7/RE

With his windows down and his system up

DOm
                     
FAm

 So will the real Shady please stand up
    
DOm/MIb
                     
SOL7/RE
   
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
       
DOm
                     
FAm

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


DOm
                    
FAm

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?
       
DOm
                   
FAm

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?

       
DOm
                   
FAm

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?
       
DOm
                   
FAm

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
        
DOm/MIb
                
SOL7/RE

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    
DOm
                      
FAm

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

DOm/MIb
          
SOL7/RE

Please stand up, please stand up?


DOm
  
FAm
  
DOm/MIb
  
SOL7/RE


Parlato:
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up...


DOm
  
FAm
  
DOm/MIb
  
SOL7/RE

Credits

Credits Autori: COSTER THOMAS JOSEPH JR, ELIZONDO MICHAEL A JR, MATHERS MARSHALL B III, YOUNG ANDRE ROMELL Copyright: © UNIVERSAL MUSIC PUBLISHING, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT, KOBALT MUSIC PUBLISHING

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