We Made You

Accordi We Made You

SOLm
...Guess who? D'you miss me?

Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus

         
SOLm
When you walked through the door (woo)
       
MIb
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           
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You're the one they adore

Who they came to see (who they came to see)
        
SOLm 
You're a rock star (baby)
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Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
 
Player, who can really blame you? 

(Who can really blame you?)
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DOm/SOL       
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We're the ones who made you 

      
SOLm
Ahem, back by popular demand
                                
MIb
Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
          
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You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
                 
SOLm
How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?
                     
Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
                            
MIb
"Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans"
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Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
            
SOLm   
She stomped him just 

'cause he asked to put his hands

On her massive gluteus maximus again
               
Squeeze it, then squish it, 
             
MIb
then pass it to her friend
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Can he come back as nasty as he can?
            
SOLm
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend
                                 
MIb
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
  
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Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
                    
SOLm
I know you want me, girl, in fact, 

I see your grin, now come in, girl

         
SOLm
When you walked through the door (woo)
       
MIb
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           
RE7
You're the one they adore

Who they came to see (who they came to see)
        
SOLm 
You're a rock star (baby)
MIb6      
RE7   
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
 
Player, who can really blame you? 

(Who can really blame you?)
SOLm      
DOm/SOL       
SOLm
We're the ones who made you

RE7    
SOLm
 The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
                               
MIb
Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her
RE7
Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
            
SOLm
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?

Well, I can be as gentle 
   
and as smooth as a gentleman
                            
MIb
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
    
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And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
          
SOLm
Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend

Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middle man
                               
Forget him or you're gonna end up 
       
MIb            
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in the hospital again

And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
             
SOLm
Forget them other men, girl, 

pay them little attention

A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
                          
MIb
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
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 Man, I swear them other guys, 

you give 'em an inch
            
SOLm
They take a mile, they got style,

 but it isn't Slim

         
SOLm
When you walked through the door (woo)
       
MIb
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           
RE7
You're the one they adore

Who they came to see (who they came to see)
        
SOLm 
You're a rock star (baby)
MIb6      
RE7   
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
 
Player, who can really blame you? 

(Who can really blame you?)
SOLm      
DOm/SOL       
SOLm
We're the ones who made you
RE7            
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And that's why, my love, 

you'll never live without
MIb        
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I know you want me, girl, 
                                 
SOLm
'cause I can see you checkin' me out

And baby, you know, you know you want me too
MIb            
RE7
Don't try to deny it, baby, 
                 
SOLm
I'm the only one for you

RE7   
SOLm   
Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
                           
MIb
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
          
RE7
You think that's bad? 
             
You should hear the rest of my album
                
SOLm
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess 

with your gal, but
                             
MIb
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth
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Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
                
SOLm
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

Lord, help us, he's back in his pink ALF shirt
                              
MIb
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
  
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I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
                   
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Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya
                                   
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
                            
MIb
Matter fact, bake me a birthday cake
       
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With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
        
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Baby, I think you just met your soul mate, 

now break it down, girl

         
SOLm
When you walked through the door (woo)
       
MIb
It was clear to me (clear to me)
           
RE7
You're the one they adore

Who they came to see (who they came to see)
        
SOLm 
You're a rock star (baby)
MIb6      
RE7   
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
 
Player, who can really blame you? 

(Who can really blame you?)
SOLm      
DOm/SOL       
SOLm
We're the ones who made you

RE7      
SOLm
So baby, baby, get down, down, down
               
MIb
Baby, get down, down, down
RE7
Baby, get down, down, down
      
SOLm
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down, down
              
MIb
Baby, get down, down, down
RE7
Baby, get down, down, down
      
SOLm
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy
                          
MIb  
RE7
Rehab never looked so good

I can't wait
    
SOLm  
I'm going back, haha, woo
          
MIb  
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Dr. Dre
     
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SOLLm
2020   ...Yeah